The Bubble Suit
Just blow these REALLY REALLY REALLY fast. Note: May make it difficult to hold conversations at a party. Or eat.
The Crime Scene Tape
Find a local crime scene and run around like crazy. Eventually you will be covered in the police tape style of Lady Gaga.
The Beer Can Hairdo
Grab 30 of your closest friends and go drinking. One of you will wake up looking like this.
As you can see, Lady Gaga's high fashion is a little difficult and too coutoure for most of us to attain, but with a little ingenuity, you too can be as fabulous as she is.