Michael Cera: Serial Photo-Bomber

This guy is a mastermind. This page has a ton of celebrity photobombs, but no one shows up on the list more than Michael Cera. I'm just completely blown away by this. Furthermore, are photobombs really that successful anymore? You can instantly see the picture on digital cameras...seems like a dangerous past time for a celebrity.

Look, this is just undeniable proof that Michael Cera is an asshole. An asshole that plays the same asshole in every movie. That sweet, lovable asshole.

This one is my particular favorite. First of all, the couple is kind of adorable together. Second of all HE'S SO SNEAKY. LOOK AT THAT.

Poor awkward dude with awkward birds. Never stood a chance against the awkward king.

Anyways, this got me thinking, maybe Michael Cera's been in MY pictures and I didn't notice? It's happened so many times you know?

BAH THAT JERK! HE WAS DOWN AT NARRAGANSETT THAT DAY I KNEW IT. RAAAAGE.

What I Thought of Inception

It was basically this..

Except more like this..

How to: Dress Like Lady Gaga

I don't consider this a craft blog or a celebrity blog, I actually don't consider it an ANYTHING blog. But Katie and I have been tossing around ideas about how to dress like Lady Gaga for Halloween, and I thought I'd share some of them.

The Bubble Suit


Just blow these REALLY REALLY REALLY fast. Note: May make it difficult to hold conversations at a party. Or eat.


The Crime Scene Tape


Find a local crime scene and run around like crazy. Eventually you will be covered in the police tape style of Lady Gaga.


The Beer Can Hairdo

Grab 30 of your closest friends and go drinking. One of you will wake up looking like this.

As you can see, Lady Gaga's high fashion is a little difficult and too coutoure for most of us to attain, but with a little ingenuity, you too can be as fabulous as she is.

And Mother Nature Will Be Like "Slooooow Doooown"

I'm 20-years-old, female, and in a long-term relationship. Facebook has decided it's time I get married:

REALLY.

It's bad enough that a bunch of my friends are getting married and the reaction from the general public is "Congratulations!" not "..oh." Am I really that old? Is this ACTUALLY happening?

Don't even get me started on how some of my friends are pregnant. PREGNANT. My uterus just got angry at me. It ALSO thought I was not yet supposed to be pregnant. Now it knows it can be. Now it's upset with me for not trying harder in this endeavor. hfdsahf.

This completely blows my mind. Please don't misinterpret this rant, it's not that I'm looking down on other people's life choices. If they're happy, fine. I just somehow missed the memo on how old I was and how it's legitimate for people my age to be having families.

I'm not ready for this. I tend to think of myself as relatively mature, yet apparently everyone else is light years ahead of me when it comes to life planning. I don't even know what I want to do with my life, let alone plan weddings and get cribs. Ahhh it makes my head want to blow up.

I really did think I wouldn't have to deal with the, "When are you getting married?" questions until I was at least thirty. Facebook has proved me wrong multiple times before ("No, I don't consider myself a stalker!") and this is just once more.

Please someone pause my life for a moment. I need a breather.

Wish-List Wednesday!

This is a list of stuff I like. And may also not mind owning.

This shirt:

Maybe also to be friends with that guy. Pretty awesome.

This hat:

Ridiculous == awesome.

This outfit:

If you haven't seen the show Phineas and Ferb, go fix that right now.

Also, as a shoutout to Arty and Steve who seem to be regularly reading my blog: